Nov 27 2008
No Loch Ness Goldfish
Alas, since building a pond in our backyard 9 years ago, we have yet to spot a Loch-Ness-type monster in it. Not even one of the mini variety. No Loch Ness gator, No Loch Ness carp, No Loch Ness duck.
One spring, while dredging the pond, ankle-deep in muck, a monstrous bullfrog (too big to be held in my hand) leapt out and into a nearby bush. But I knew he or she might be there. For two years, when walking the yard at night, I’d caught sight of the massive amphibian — by backyard standards — sitting on flagstones lining the pond, contemplating its navel. Or maybe contemplating its lack of a navel. Or waiting for dinner.
Not to say there haven’t been any surprises. One summer we had so many toads mating in the pond you’d think it were the 60s all over again. And then came the few seasons of the leopard frog. Who may or may not have been swallowed by the bullfrog.
On the bright side, we’ve yet to have herons park their twiggy feet on the flagstones and help themselves to sushi on our tab.
I have a hunch, however, that we do have some hideous creatures lurking in our small pond. Unfortunately, I don’t have the necessary equipment to verify my hunch. In this case it would be a microscope.
Dear Santa, can you take a hint?
