Jul 31 2009
Real Evidence of Ghost Fish
While snorkeling the other day I swam in the presence of ghost fish. Only I didn’t know it. Fortunately I had a ghost-detection device of the underwater variety with me — a waterproof, digital camera. With it I caught evidence of the ghosts that I swam among but didn’t see. I only saw them when I put the camera memory card into my computer.
Don’t believe me? Look for yourself:
Okay, the pic is a bit blurry. Still, I thought I was taking a photograph of a streaming school of small, herring-like fish. But what the heck are those long ribbon-ish things?! Not herring. Must be ghost fish.
I saw ghosts while underwater! Cameras don’t lie. And you know the old truism: if it’s mysterious, it must be aliens. Or ghosts. Or a god. Or something totally cool. Right?
Maybe not.
You forgot ninjas. It was ninjii.