Nov 12 2009
Thursday Chuckle Break
How can you not guffaw over this headline from the Onion? – Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding
The collider, which was to be built within a 45-mile-long circular tunnel, would accelerate monkeys to near-light speeds before smashing them together. Scientists insist the collider is an important step toward understanding the universe, because no one can yet say for certain what kind of noises monkeys would make if collided at those high speeds.
Damn. Without the SMC how are we to determine what fundamental elements of monkeys exist within us?
