Dec 13 2009
Sunday Sacrilege: Dead Deity Hanging
List for decorating an impressive place of worship:
Gold candlesticks . . . check.
Throne-like chair with red velvet padding . . . check.
Statue of your most favored deity, bloodied and hanging from a cross . . . WTF!?
That’s no dead man walking. Which would be creepy enough. Hung in churches across the land: Jesus Houdini Christ just prior to escaping the shackles of corporeal existence.
An encore performance was promised, but has yet to materialize. Maybe backstage one day Satan punched Jesus in the stomach and permanently terminated his act.
